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Pessimist Demotivational Poster


OPPORTUNIST -


TAGS: drink optimist pessimist realist mariand
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - February 8, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks!... there are many posters on this theme, but I wanted to look at it from another angle.
ElleWhyInIn - February 8, 2012, 10:45 am
Love it! Just remember, there are 3 kinds of people: those who see the glass as half full, those that see the glass as half empty, and those of us who just want a flippin' drink
rerun - February 7, 2012, 7:29 pm

fantastic
BeNiceToMe - February 7, 2012, 7:18 pm
your b5st (so far) :)
CoolioIndeed - February 7, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'll drink to that. 5L's
mariand - February 7, 2012, 3:57 am
Prosit!
forseti - February 7, 2012, 3:07 am
Cheer5!


IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR OUTLOOK - The Pessimist is always alone, the optimist is just two people away from having a threesome


TAGS: optimist pessimist outlook threesome
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm
indeed


GENETICS - I was born to be a pessimist My blood type is B negative


TAGS: blood type pessimist
Rating: 4.73/5

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Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 6:14 am
don't 'spose you wanna upload that to a pun website?


OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?


TAGS: optimist pessimist ninjas samurais
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
What about all those ninjas shown on the outside in this ph**o?


NEW YEAR'S EVE -




OPTIMISM OR PESSIMISM? - Its doesn't matter, because it will be empty soon enough.


TAGS: beer optimist pessimist empty lol
Rating: 4.32/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 11:31 am
:D thx guys ^^
Reality Lord - September 23, 2010, 6:41 pm

well done dude!
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:34 pm
d*** right. my guinness already is. 5 cheers


ARE YOU AN OPTIMIST OR A PESSIMIST? - I have 3 bullets left. So tell me. Is my gun half EMPTY or half FULL?


TAGS: gun bullets optimist pessimist
Rating: 4.08/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:03 pm
Whoa... Nice a***ogy with poster! 5L, and favoring.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:52 am
Half ****ed if the bullets are still in his hand. Serious, nice composition, Steve. 5L


OPTIMISTIC PESSIMIST MIND SET - Sees the light at the end of the tunnel as a positive sign to the entrance of another tunnel.




OPTIMISM VS. PESSIMISM - Some see the glass as half full, others as half-empty. I see the glass, it contains liquids, and I probably shouldn't drink it.


TAGS: optimist pessimist glass full empty
Rating: 3.56/5

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Azzameen85 - August 8, 2011, 3:40 pm
Glass is too big... Besides, that particualar glass is prob. less than half full. Just need to find the mathbooks again...
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:15 am
Looks like a half a sh** of vodka.... I would drink it
TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:41 pm
technically theres air in the part with no liquid, so in my eyes the glass is ALLWAYS full.


COVERING ALL BASES - M.Sloth, Tu.Wrath, W.Gluttony Th.Lust, F.Envy, Sa.Greed, Su.Pride


TAGS: pessimistic optimistic 7 seven deadly sins week
Rating: 3.83/5

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SilverAmpithere - June 16, 2009, 2:24 am
There now, those are the seven Morrow Days!
agdaniele - May 8, 2009, 8:28 pm
Dane Cook'd it.


Pessimists -


TAGS: pessimists open their eyes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 5:00 pm
And a very "I cant get my pants on cuz someones' foot is up my arse" thank you Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 4:58 pm
Yep...I'm clever, but I cant promise perfection...teehee. Thanks Zet!
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 4:56 pm
Whoa there Silvie! Cants will do in this case...you're horrible. But in a right up my alley kinda horrible...thanks hun.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:49 am
Bravo
Zetmonk - July 20, 2013, 4:01 am
Perhaps it's a word play on pants, with cants used to refer to pessimists always saying something cant work. Cants are pretty clever then.
Silverheart - July 20, 2013, 3:07 am

If it's intended to say 'cants' instead of 'pants', very funny. If it's intended to say 'cants' instead of another word - [substitute the 'A' for a 'U'] - it's even funnier! Double 5Ls for the double funny!


OUTLOOK -


TAGS: pessimist jeaulous earworm guess quiz
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 3:54 pm
hahaha! 5 lions wearing biddy-bop shades!
Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:15 am
Heh...I'm old enough to get that one...well done!


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